If you’re blue and you dont know where to go to why dont you go to Wallmart
(im an idiot)
this is the most important video on the tumblrMy favorite part is the lady in the background NOT NOTICING ANYTHING
that lady is my mother and 1000% used to my bullshit.
Jake the Dad:
Jake: I’m going to nurture and care for my pups and never let them out of my sight!
Pups: Fuck off dad we can take care of ourselves.
Pups: Why isn’t dad more involved in our lives gawd what a deadbeat.
10 OUTTA 10 COUPLE OF THE YEAR
team aqua is still better than team magma